17/01/2005 15:35 Chicken Licken And The Day The Sky Fell [General]
In Melbourne I was doing the usual (wandering the streets in search of somewhere to drink beer in air conditioned comfort.) At this point something hit me square in the eye. At first I thought the sky was falling because what had hit me was very hard, so I went off to tell foxxy loxxy and turkey lurkey that the sky was falling. Of course what had hit me was not a piece of the sky but a big pile offrom the arsehole of a bird.
what is it about my face and the magnetic properties it seems to have toward?